We asked the Senate Natural Resources Staff for a list of fashion disasters, instead they give us must-haves. Typical of folks in the pinkdome to skirt the issue at hand, but a fun list nonetheless. Any other staffers up to the challenge?
We on the Senate Natural Resources staff like to remain positive and instead of a disaster list, we have complied a top ten fashion must have list for any senate staffer. After hours of hard work and cans of sugar free red bull enegry drink (The offical sponsor of the Senate Natural Resources Office) here it is...
10) Black Channel Purse
9) Blackberry with matching iPod mini
8) Senate Floor Pass with green smilie face sticker
7) Antartica Expedition Gear (the perfect accessory to the floor pass)
6) Black with white polka dots tie
5) Matching bow tie for Wednesdays
4) State of Texas Earrings and Pendent set
3) State of Texas Elbow patches
2) New Balance sneakers for the 10 am, 1 pm, and 3:30 pm extension walks
1) Sine Die shirt (one size too small, that Session weight will come off!!!)
Great... now if the Natty Resources Comm *staff* would put down their lipstick and do some work, that would be super! Y'all need to stop slowing things down because somebody just frowns at you. This is government, not high school.
Someone should give this list to Suzanna "I Love the 80's" Hupp
Hey Annie, It is SO high school and you're just saying that because we won't let you sit with us at the cool table in the capitol cafeteria! Ha!
Skirting the issue? We were just trying to be nice, but if you want a list of fashion disasters here you go.
10) House Sgt Jackets
9) Demin on the Chamber Floor
8) Livestrong bracelets with a suit
7) Buttoning the bottom button on a suit jacket or blazer
6) *
5) Lingerie as a blouse (see Seinfeld, "The Caddy")
4) Women without properly applied lipstick
3) Not knowing how to use an iron
2) *
1) "Special Session 2005 or Bust" t-shirts
* deleted during discussions with Ground Water Districts
it's chanel, dear god, not channel.