The DMN reports Rep. Robert Talton, R-Pasadena, spoke of his divine call in a letter he handed to Sen. Jane Nelson, R-Lewisville, about two weeks ago regarding the amendment to the CPS bill to ban homosexuals and bisexuals as foster parents.

We got drunk last night and called up Jesus and he told us, "Dude, it totally pisses me off that Talton is using me to keep my children out of loving homes. I don't get why so many people keep using me to promote hate. I swear to myself that I've never promoted hate."

We told Jesus we'd try to get that statement to the press.