AUTHOR: Capitol Troll
EMAIL: capitol.troll@gmail.com
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DATE: 05/13/2005 03:48:11 PM

as you can see Gov. Perry explains his $418 "Hair Cut"

"If we cut the Comptroller position, we will be able to cut taxes by $418. However, my Transsexual, er Texas, Corridor must remain in the budget."

Like I was saying, the people who matter, meaning we who make over $140,000 a year, will receive at least a $418 tax cut.

"Welcome to Homosexuals Not-so-Anonymous"

Many of my freinds in the gay community make over $140k, but if you smoke or consume alcohol, that would be a minus $418.

"My $418 will be divided between 6 deserving yell leaders. Not bad, not bad at all."

"...and that is how I got a $418 tax cut for claiming my mushrooms." "and if you vote for me you can get it too."

"I realize I'm head of his security detail, but if I have to stand behind him one more time while he gives tax breaks to all the white guys on his left, the only thing thats going to be secure is his balls on my wall."

A tax cut to your rich interest group at the expense of Texas students, mothers and infants going once, going twice . . . do I have a bid?? . . . sold to the fat balding guy with the fat cigar.

Damnit - I mean to say Lucio, not Madla. Perry wouldn't care for Madla.

Edmonton dominated the Carolina Hurricanes on Saturday night and the 4-0 margin in Game 6 makes it hard to imagine the Oilers not hoisting hockey's Holy Grail above their heads in less than 48 hours. And it would not come as any shock to see defenseman Chris Pronger, who had another 31-minute night, take the honors for the Conn Smythe Trophy as the playoff MVP.