Rep. Tommy Merritt & Rep. Dan Branch. (courtesy: DMN)
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Humor is a great way to treat this, but Senfronia Thompson was dead-on when she said it was a disgrace and that this bill was STUPID (she yelled it, so can we). PinkDome feels the only way to look at this legislation is by satire and humor. It is the absolute idiocy of people in the House of Representatives this session that have a moral agenda and continue to try to tell Texans how to live their lives that can make our blood boil.
The State of Texas has real problems, and we have ZERO leaders addressing those issues with any real solutions that get any support by the room full of retarded individuals that somehow got elected (Yes, we are staring at you TABC).
So, keep it up. Their will be elections again. People will recognize this idiocy and infringement on their rights. As a student of Political Science the one thing I can count on is this: "the pendulum always swings." It will swing and it will chop you off at the knees.
Now get back to the humor and making fun of these people. Because they deserve every joke we make at their expense. (Hugs and Kisses, PD)
Hey, look at me!
I'm the idiot that was elected by misguided constituents to work on educational reforms, but that's just too hard for my little pea-brain to understand, so I'll just concentrate all my energies on picking on high-school cheerleaders, better known as those chicks who wouldn't date any of us back in high school!
Well, we'll show them who's boss now!
First we got the gays, next we got the balcks and the hispanics, now the cheerleaders...ain't no stopping us now. This session rocks!
We're bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Erotic is using a feather. Kinky is using the whole chicken. This, I don't even want to think about. And didn't we just pass a law or something about this sort of thing?
Shake it fast! Watch yourself!
Rah,
Rah,
Sis Boom Bah,
Goooo TAB
Goooo TAB
My moom's one too.
Not pictured is Mz. Denny, who's being cheered on by these dirty lawmakers to drop it like it's hot.
NOTE: Denny's getting married on the House floor tomorrow. Discuss...
one, two, three, four,
branch and merritt have the floor!
two, four, six, eight,
booty's what we legislate!
three, six, nine, twelve,
bigger issues we won't delve! Into!