Speaker Tom Craddick and Beverly Woolley announce the wedding of Mary Denny to Norman Tolpo on the floor of the Texas House of Representatives tomorrow evening after the House adjourns.

Geannie Morrison sent an email to all the female members of the House requesting that as "bridesmaids" they all wear pink. Her memo after the jump.

Sure rub it in. Freakin Mary Denny can get married but hot buff boys that love each other deeply still cant tie the knot...is there no justice in the Texas Leg?
"Apparently Denny decided to marry him
after he spoke in favor of her bill relating
to the definition of a salvage motor vehicle. Ahhhh, the blush of true love." -- In the Pink Texas
Man, there's something hot about salvage motor vehicles and denying people of color and geriatrics the right to vote that's even turning me on to those pasty cheeks.
Is this another Tom DeLay scandal?
How much do you think he paid to get here married?
Congrats Mary and Uncle Norman. May God Bless You in your union.
I feel like a complete blank, but I don't care. Pfft. I've pretty much been doing nothing worth mentioning.
I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen, but I don't care. Basically nothing seems worth thinking about. I can't be bothered with anything recently.
Not much on my mind. I don't care. I've just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.
retty much nothing seems worth thinking about. My life's been completely dull , not that it matters. I've just been staying at home waiting for something to happen.
Not much on my mind. I don't care. I've just been letting everything happen without me , but shrug. Whatever. I feel like a void.
I've just been staying at home not getting anything done. I've basically been doing nothing worth mentioning. My life's been pretty unremarkable these days. Eh.
I will be forever in your debt if you snap a photo of the House floor washed in pink, a la Steel Magnolias, and send it to me. Always a bridesmaid, never a bride. *Sigh*