Speaker of the House Craddick will be substitute teaching (AAS) for a Mendez Middle School teacher here in Austin tomorrow. We'd love to get in on that action. Kids, let's talk about how to kill Robin Hood. Middle school is hard enough to deal with without politicians eating into the school day with publicity stunts.

added by PD:
What's next? Photo opps in the maternity ward? Craddick cares about the children, y'all. Wow, think I just threw up a little in my mouth when I wrote that.