The new "I Keep Safe" campaign to educate children about the dangerous Internet uses the governor's pussy in a story about Internet predators.

The story is full of titallating moments as we learn that the Internet is full of pussies that want to meet us and see if their ball of yarn is bigger than ours. We'll spoil the ending for you, Governor Perry saves the day.

Frankly, we need a cigarette after this hot story about Perry and his pussy. Rowr!