I swear y'all, that mound of cash was like this big. I ain't lyin!

"Not a big dab, just a lil' dab'll do ya."

I call this look "the young Bill Murray"

Man; I'm gonna grab that ass!

"This bill will make the mullet the official hairdo of Texas"

"Nope, not goin' to do it . . . wouldn't be prudent."

Actually, he's being mind controlled by the shadowy Mark Strama in the background. ;)

Smith: Hmm, maybe more pommade next time.

I did NOT take steroids!

"Man...I am telling you...Martha Wong's breasts are really this big!"

I just don't have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can't be bothered with anything recently.

I just don't have much to say recently. Such is life. I've basically been doing nothing. Basically nothing seems worth bothering with. Oh well.

Not much on my mind lately. My life's been completely boring these days. I've just been hanging out not getting anything done. So it goes.

I just don't have anything to say , but shrug. So it goes. Not much on my mind recently. I can't be bothered with anything recently.

I can't be bothered with anything these days, but shrug. I just don't have anything to say recently. I haven't gotten much done recently. Nothing seems worth thinking about.