My weiner is everywhere!
That might be my penis!
Who among us has not looked down and thought, “Damn, that’s impressive!” and taken a quick photo with our smartphone? Just me? No…I know it isn’t just me. It’s millions of men across the globe that long to show the world our impressive endowment. It is self-restraint that keeps most men from posting to guyswithiphones.com (NSFW) or tweeting or SMS’ing them out to our contacts.
I am not offended that Congressman Weiner may have taken a photo of his erection. I am not offended that he may have accidentally sent it to the wrong person. I am offended that he can’t identify his own penis in a photo lineup. I could immediately tell you that it isn’t my penis because I do not wear cheap department store grey boxer briefs.
I do love that the media is fixated on crotch pictures because it’s about as elevated as any political coverage these days.