Archive for April, 2009

If this is Christianity, you can have it

A study just released finds that the more a person attends worship services, the more likely they are to support torture. Really? White evangelical Protestants were the religious group most likely to say torture is often or sometimes justified — more than 6 in 10 supported it.
So, if this is your version of Christianity you [...]

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It's the end of the world.

It’s the end of the world.

Well, here we are. In a bad “B” movie playing at second-tier movie theaters. Schools closing, sports events canceled, the president using a prime time press conference to tell us to stay home if we are sick and don’t get on an airplane if we have symptoms.
So, this is how we go out? Swine flu. [...]

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It’s a press conference

Governor Perry will have a press conference today at 11 to discuss the state’s readiness for SWINE FLU ‘09! In the press confernce Governor Perry is expected to provide nothing new and discuss the obvious response that is expected by the state government.
Perry is also expected to show visible signs of leadership in a crisis [...]

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Soueeeeee! Infection Obsession

I’ve been reading so much about the swine flu that I’m convinced I’m infected. It’s so “28 Days Later” with the reports of breakouts in several different countries.
I thought Wonkette made a pretty astute observation about Governor Perry’s request for more doses of flu vaccines from the feds when just recently he was remarking on [...]

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America doesn’t torture. Wait, yes we do.

The memos released by the Obama administration were not all that surprising to me. I figured the U.S. was torturing the hell out of detainees. I think it is awful and the Bush administration officials that authorized it should be on trial. I watched the clip of Shephard Smith saying, “We do not f*$king torture!” [...]

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Identity theft alert:

Identity theft alert: “New Texas license is unsinkable”

The new Texas driver’s license has been released. It features many “Inspector Gadget” tools to thwart would-be countefitters. Such as being so ugly no one would want to try and replicate the thing.
That script font for the word “Texas” is just too close to a comic sans and that kills me. Note to everyone: Stop [...]

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Hooray! Amusement parks safe for hookers!

Hooray! Amusement parks safe for hookers!

Senator Dan Patrick has passed seminal legislation today. Rejoice that all carnies convicted of diddling children will not be able to take your ticket and put your fat funnel-cake ass on the Mo-Mo ride. But, a last minute amendment corrected some language that will allow hookers to continue to solicit the dads while they stand [...]

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Let the blind see, except the ones that oppose stem cell research.

British scientists have developed the world’s first stem cell therapy to cure the most common cause of blindness. Surgeons predict it will become a routine, one-hour procedure that will be generally available in six or seven years’ time. (TimesOnline)
That is amazing news! A miracle, if you will, of modern science. A concrete validation of those [...]

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Obama to cabinet: “Cut $100 million in 90 days”

I’m all for slashing costs, reducing overhead, tightening the belt and all the other euphamisms we use to practice fiscal responsibility. But when the president asks the agencies to cut costs, he should really use much stronger language. I’d suggest something like, “I’m giving you 90 days to stop sucking off the government teet so [...]

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Governor Rick Perry: Weak minded and poor leader

Secede! When things don’t go your way pack up your little bag and just leave. Harumph!  After the tens of millions of Democrats that suffered through 8 long years of Bush and his awful policies they did what people in a democracy do…they voted his ass and his party out. But since you can’t stand [...]

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