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CNN will converge on Austin today in preparation for the big debates. I need to go to the dry cleaners, get a manicure and call the housekeeper! Did you get all the trash out of the streets? Did somebody bus out all the homeless downtown?! Oh Lord, I hope we have ourselves all fixed up before they turn those cameras on. You hippies, put those bongs down..I do NOT want to see that on TV!



  1. The Janitor on Wednesday 20, 2008

    I was in Beijing while the Olympic committee was there for an evaluation. All of the panhandlers in Tiananmen Square had been cleared out. And they literally had people at night hustling to wash the white dividers along a major thoroughfare. In February.
    Somehow, I think we’d be happy here if Leslie just covers his thong with a miniskirt.

  2. anon on Wednesday 20, 2008

    I wonder how civil Hilry is going to be this round given that she’s done? Don’t be surprised if you hear the N bomb dropped a couple of times.

  3. austin queer on Wednesday 20, 2008

    is that hottie Anderson Cooper going to be here?

  4. pinkdome on Wednesday 20, 2008

    No. It’s Campbell somebody. I can’t remember her last name.

  5. Anonymous on Wednesday 20, 2008

    austin queer :
    Anderson is scheduled for an appearance at OCH at 1 a.m. Dibbs!