Archive for November, 2007

Put this on your Christmas List

The talking Larry Craig doll. (Sound)
Man, they should come up with a whole Closted GOP collection!
The Mark Foley Doll: Complete with real Instant Messenger mini-computer!
The Bob Allen Doll: Comes with scary black man and public restroom accessories
The Richard Curtis Doll: Complete with women’s underwear and gay hustler buddy doll!
The Jim West Doll: Also includes gifts [...]

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Team Wynn, Part 2

I’ve only been a lukewarm supporter of Mayor Wynn until yesterday afternoon. The AAS forced his rant to a construction crew into a story on page one of the news outlets. Insinuating that he threatened and cursed people out over a traffic tie-up.
The statement he released is beautiful. A work of art. Something that the [...]

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Computer Deficient

The head of the federal agency investigating Karl Rove’s White House political operation is facing allegations that he improperly deleted computer files during another probe, using a private computer-help company, Geeks on Call.(WSJ)
Seriously, if you are trying to cover stuff up you probably shouldn’t call tech support.
Consider this a how-to tip for all you governor’s [...]

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Crystal Meth: Life Ruiner

I cannot read enough about the attorney in Austin charged with forging judge’s signatures on bonds to get them out of jail. The attorney was arrested in August when the cops found crystal meth in his place. That’s what ties all of this together. Meth will f’ you up. It’s not just rural kids, club [...]

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Krusee Out

Rep. Mike Krusee has announced he will not seek re-election. We’d heard the rumor a couple of weeks ago and it turns out it was true.
We heard another rumor about another politician in Round Rock, let’s see if that one turns out to be true, too.

Krusee finally released a statement. It’s weird that I saw [...]

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Another Gay Republican Scandal?

Rumors are floating that Senator Trent Lott’s resignation is a pre-emptive move against an impending gay hooker scandal. Read all about it on Towleroad.
Larry Flynt has announced he will drop a bombshell report soon.
Mmmmm, juicy!
Here, you can read all about escort Benjamin Nicholas.(NSFW) His rates are reasonable and his available for travel. I would advise [...]

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YouTube CNN Debates

Tomorrow night there will be the Republican YouTube/CNN debates in Florida. I thought about making a video to send in, but I didn’t think my question would get picked. When you start out with, “Which one of you is less like George Bush and why?” That was as softball as I could come up and [...]

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Way to go, Will!

Mayor Wynn let a construction crew HAVE IT over blocking traffic on 5th Street one morning. Good for him! I need the Mayor to drive around this city a lot more often. A construction crew was blocking 5th Street during rush hour traffic. They are lucky all they got was a cussin’.
We’re all for [...]

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Huckabee Wants To Bring A Little Arkansas White Trash To Texas

Former Arkansas governor and current presidential candidate said he’d help Rick Perry find a triple-wide trailer to live in while the governor’s mansion is being renovated. Huckabee said he would even come down here and help the governor put it up on blocks.
Shudder. That’s some Whiskey Tango right there. As much as I think [...]

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Don We Now Our (Gay) Happy Apparel!

Now Santa is supposed to say “Ha, Ha, Ha” since “Ho, Ho, Ho” is deemed offensive to women.. Eh, I think we ought to just make Santa say “WHORE, WHORE, WHORE” if we are trying to offend women…that are whores. What liberal whiny ass came up with this idea?
If I hear a Santa say [...]

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