Archive for October, 2007
Skip the RFP, Just send me the money
The Texas Health and Human Services Commission is seeking proposals for a new program called, “Twogether in Texas” Healthy Marriage Program. Seriously. The State of Texas thinks they can decide on someone to counsel people on a happy marriage when they legislature and the governor can’t get along, the House can’t get along with anyone, [...]
10.22.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Monkey See, Monkey Do
The deputy mayor of the Indian capital Delhi died on Sunday after being attacked by a horde of wild monkeys. Seriously! And you thought the dirty hippies in Austin were dangerous!
On the list of humiliating ways to die, this one is right up there. I’m not sure if it beats my cousin that was killed [...]
10.22.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Hutchison 2010
Clearly KBH is running for governor. She’s two-stepping to the middle with her vote on the children’s health insurance proposal. Well, that and the fact that she’s basically screaming “I AM RUNNING FOR GOVERNOR IN 2010″ at every opportunity.
Ok, what has KBH got to do for social moderates and fiscal conservatives to line up behind [...]
10.22.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Step away from the baby
Ok, here’s the deal. No, we didn’t make it up. Man decides to have a birthday party for his 1 year old child. Adorable, right? Decides to include “free beer” at party. Randoms show up to party. Four men stab each other in a fight at your one year old’s birthday party.
Seriously? First of all, [...]
10.22.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Staff Infection in Governor’s Office Reaches Epidemic Proportion
Rumor has it that for weeks, the House, Senate, Lt. Gov. Dewhurst and even Speaker Craddick have all agreed on a solution to the $154 Million Veto of community college health benefits. What’s the hold up? The Governor’s staff, who are holding out for accountability measures to bypass the Lege and who can’t [...]
10.22.07 | Uncategorized | admin
Sheila Jackson Lee’s Appearance on Bill Maher, Marred by Protestors
Bill Maher’s show was interrupted by some whack jobs that believe President Bush blew up the World Trade Centers. Maher stopped the show long enough to run into the audience and kick them out. He later complained that security was being to gentle with the protesters. He said, “Don’t be gentle. Ass kicking is called [...]
10.22.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Mayor of Crazytown — FREE Interview Consultant
For all of you aspiring professionals, here is a wonderful opportunity. The Mayor of Crazytown, Sen. Dan Patrick has offered FREE lessons on how to conduct an interview on talk radio. Maybe Rick Perry will be the first to sign up, after comparing Rudy Giuliani to a pick up truck. What [...]
10.22.07 | Uncategorized | admin
I’m Proud of Texas. We’re Number 2 in the nation for teachers sexually molesting students!
That’s right. Texas ranks 2nd in the nation for inappropriate sexual contact with a minor by teachers. What a distinction! We should do a whole campaign around this. Move to Texas. We’ll take real good care of your kids. They’re yummy sexy!
Speaking of inappropriate sexual contact with a minor, a police officer in Hutto is [...]
10.22.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Oh No He Didn’t!
Senator Obama is hooking up with gay basher Donnie McClurkin to tour South Carolina. McClurkin was associated with the Bush campaign. Gospel Singer, gay basher. Wow. I’m fascinated by a minority person spewing out the same exact rhetoric used against them 40 years ago on the gays today. I’d love a sit down with these [...]
10.21.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome