Archive for October, 2007

Headline of the Week

6 drunk elephants electrocute themselves.
I dare you to beat that headline today.

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Happy Birthday Hillary

Hillary Clinton is turning 60 soon. Wish her a happy birthday and sign her card. A birthday wish from the Associated Press says the race is hers to lose.

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Gay Sex with Senator Craig

Wonkette has a first-hand graphic story of a man that, as a young graduate, had furtive gay sex in the Senator’s D.C. home guest bedroom.
So, still not gay?

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Old Man Talking

Fort Worth City Councilman Chuck Silcox [old man] urged a group of Republicans on Wednesday to vote for Chris Turner in the nonpartisan District 9 city council race because Turner is Republican and straight.
Fort Worth must be proud to have someone like this in the council. I say we stop electing incoherent [power-hungry] old people [...]

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I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those damn lawyers!

Speaker Craddick, playing the role of crotchety old man, spoke at the Midland Lions Club and complained that the lawyers were after him. He also complained that there were some Republicans that “don’t vote with the rest of us.” Just who that “us” is remains to be seen.
He’s blaming the fact that people are after [...]

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God Issues Support for an Open Border with Mexico

The California wildfires have forced border control agents to evacuate, leaving the border wide open to Mexico. Mexicans are pouring across the border in huge numbers. The steady stream of illegals entering this country through the open gate at the Tecate Port of Entry has been spotted by NASA’s satellites. It is estimated that over [...]

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Yall ready to kill some deer?

White-tailed deer are the No. 1 hunting sport in Texas with an estimated $2.5 billion impact across the state.
For example, Llano County, in the Texas Hill Country, hosts 15,000 hunters who pump $3.5 million into the local economy.
Gotta love Texas!
As opposed to Farmer’s Branch and Arlington whose “illegal alien” hunting season is year-round.

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$2.4 Trillion is almost real money

The Congressional Budget Office estimates that the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan will cost Americans a crapload of money. That’s a far cry from the original estimate of $50 billion.
For 2.4 trillion dollars what sort of things could we have done in America?

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Ronnie Earle Not Running?

I heard on the news a report the Ronnie Earle may not run for D.A. again? Where’s the statement? I guess it makes sense. After Tom DeLay, what else is there?

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Airbus 380’s First Commercial Flight

Have you seen this thing? It is ginormous. Just what I want, to be crammed on a plane with 500 people. I barely can stand to have someone sitting next to me in my car.

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