Archive for October 26th, 2007

Is the Analysis even worth it?

Freakgirl tries to analyze Bill O’Reilly’s righteous indignation on the ‘outing’ of Dumbledore. I thought she nailed the absurdity.
Bill O’Reilly [a man who has bizarre sexual fantasies and loofah fetishes] is troubled that the outing of Dumbledore [a FICTIONAL character] will teach kids to be tolerant [children are apparently homophobic from birth and need to [...]

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Happy 6 Year Anniversary

6 years ago today, President Bush signed into law the Patriot Act.
They are watching.
Comment at your own risk.

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Headline of the Week

6 drunk elephants electrocute themselves.
I dare you to beat that headline today.

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Happy Birthday Hillary

Hillary Clinton is turning 60 soon. Wish her a happy birthday and sign her card. A birthday wish from the Associated Press says the race is hers to lose.

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Gay Sex with Senator Craig

Wonkette has a first-hand graphic story of a man that, as a young graduate, had furtive gay sex in the Senator’s D.C. home guest bedroom.
So, still not gay?

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Old Man Talking

Fort Worth City Councilman Chuck Silcox [old man] urged a group of Republicans on Wednesday to vote for Chris Turner in the nonpartisan District 9 city council race because Turner is Republican and straight.
Fort Worth must be proud to have someone like this in the council. I say we stop electing incoherent [power-hungry] old people [...]

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I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for those damn lawyers!

Speaker Craddick, playing the role of crotchety old man, spoke at the Midland Lions Club and complained that the lawyers were after him. He also complained that there were some Republicans that “don’t vote with the rest of us.” Just who that “us” is remains to be seen.
He’s blaming the fact that people are after [...]

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God Issues Support for an Open Border with Mexico

The California wildfires have forced border control agents to evacuate, leaving the border wide open to Mexico. Mexicans are pouring across the border in huge numbers. The steady stream of illegals entering this country through the open gate at the Tecate Port of Entry has been spotted by NASA’s satellites. It is estimated that over [...]

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