Archive for September 25th, 2007

Please let this be a hoax

I have two things for this category.
First–Bill O’Reilly’s comments about eating in a restaurant owned by black people:
Bill O’Reilly reported that he “had a great time, and all the people up there are tremendously respectful,” adding: “I couldn’t get over the fact that there was no difference between Sylvia’s restaurant and any other restaurant in [...]

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How not to buy drugs

Some dude from West Virginia sent a text message to a phone number he thought belonged to his friend. The message was the idiot asking his friend if he wanted to buy some reefer. The text was received by a state trooper who set up a bust. That really sucks for that guy. (Chron)
Lesson to [...]

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Where will George live?

The Park Cities People believes that George and Laura will call Highland Park or University Park home after they leave the White House.

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Larry Kilgore Freaks Me Out

Larry Kilgore is a Republican candidate for the U.S. Senate. His website first contains a test to see if you are a good Christian. The home page also includes an auto-playing YouTube video that I had to shut down when it started out with Operation Rescue. The web site also contains a photograph of a [...]

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Texas Ranks 2nd in the Nation for “Douchiest Candidates”

The latest candidate to catch my attention is Alan Steinberg. A 25 year-old from Sugarland, Texas, home of previous douche, Tom DeLay. Alan even has a MySpace page. He’s so social networking, this guy!
Why is he a douche? This is why, on his bio this sentence confirms all you need to know about Alan. [...]

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Iran is NOT gay. Got it?

This guy is either totally nuts or so out of touch with his country that he doesn’t know what he’s working with. I can see it now — Iran will become the new sanctuary for homophobic members of the Moral Majority.
In other news, his comedy bit was a huge success. He’ll be here [...]

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Rudy. 9/11. Rudy. 9/11. New York. Terrorists. 9/11.

What better way to continue reminding people of the above than to hold a big ol’ party for Giuliani and aim to collect $9.11 per person. I mean, shit, they’re not even trying to be subtle about it anymore.
A supporter of Rudy Giuliani’s is throwing a party that aims to raise $9.11 per person [...]

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