Lazy Blogging
Nothing’s easier than throwing up a YouTube clip for y’all to enjoy.
[via Wonkette]
08.22.07 | Uncategorized | admin
Archive for August, 2007
Why Does a Senator Have To Ask?
Senator Shapleigh had to ask the state to audit the El Paso School District after an architect pleaded guilty to fraudulently helping a district employee’s daughter get a loan. Why wouldn’t the fact that an architect working on a school project pleading guilty to fraud trigger a local someone’s tiny brain that maybe they needed [...]
08.22.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Who said porn wasn’t inspirational?
An author of inspirational books from Carrollton (close to Dallas) has pleaded guilty and sentenced to five years in prison for possession of child pornography. That’s why I don’t read inspirational books because they are usually full of crap. If you do read, then look for the next book from this creepy dude. DMN
Ah, child [...]
08.22.07 | Uncategorized | admin
Don’t Mess With Perry’s Hair
The European Union has urged Gov. Perry to stop the executions (FWST) because we all know that we love killing people here in Texas. Perry responded with a maniacal laugh and said when we get the North American Union we are going to kick your ass. He also tried to burn down the capitol [...]
08.22.07 | Uncategorized | admin
Wrong Said Fred
From Towleroad:
Blogger Lane Hudson files FEC complaint against Fred Thompson: “It is my contention that he has violated the ‘testing the waters’ exemption of election law. He has been presenting himself as a candidate for President, he has been raising large sums of money beyond what would be required to explore a possible candidacy, and [...]
08.21.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Do You Know Who I Am?
No, Congressman Bob Filner, we don’t. Filner has been charged with assault after an incident at the Dulles Airport. Ah. Entitlement. Ain’t it grand, y’all?
08.21.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Are Perry’s Eyes Brown?
Because he sure is full of shit. There will be yet another Perry fundraiser at the Four Seasons here in Austin on September 5th. The suggested ‘donations’ are from $1,000 to $50,000.
“From time to time, my approach stirs up the chattering class, but I try not to forget what is important: representing average people [...]
08.21.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Oh, Speaking of Sex…
Houston can begin enforcing their ordinance about restricting the location of sex businesses in the city.
In a short written opinion, the court affirmed a finding earlier this year by a federal judge in Houston that the city had properly imposed rules prohibiting such businesses from operating within 1,500 feet of schools, churches, parks and licensed [...]
08.21.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Someone’s Going to Have Sex Issues!
Two teenagers preparing for their very first time were interrupted mid-coitus when the candles they lit to set the mood set the house on fire. The two were pictured naked in the morning paper among the ruins. (Reuters)
That ought to do it for some sexual hangups in their future!
08.21.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Most Totally Awesomest Product On the Internet
The Hillary Nutcracker. I’ll totally make out with you if you buy me one.
08.21.07 | Uncategorized | pinkdome