I just have a wide stance

August 31, 2007 Uncategorized

Senator Craig is rumored to be resigning today. You can hear his press conference at the Washington Monument’s public restroom. He’ll be there between 2 and 4 p.m. today looking for discrete encounters.

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  2. Anonymous says:

    The “wide stance” comment will haunt him until he dies- a lame excuse-and even physically impossible for someone with his pants around his ankles…..unless of course he took off his pants completely in a public restroom! Maybe he didn’t want to wrinkle his trousers!…….HA!

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