Archive for August 31st, 2007

Perry Grows a Heart

In what can only be described as a “he actually did?!” moment, Governor Perry commuted the death sentence of Kenneth Foster just six hours before he was scheduled to die. As y’all likely know, Foster was sentenced to death under Texas’ law of parties statute, allowing him to be sentenced to death despite not [...]

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I just have a wide stance

Senator Craig is rumored to be resigning today. You can hear his press conference at the Washington Monument’s public restroom. He’ll be there between 2 and 4 p.m. today looking for discrete encounters.

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There’s always a first time

Governor Perry has commuted the sentence of Kenneth Foster. I wrote about this a while back. Kenneth was convicted under that ‘bystander’ rule when a passenger in his car kill’t somebody. As you all know, I am not opposed to the death penalty and this case just re-affirms my belief that the system works. Perry [...]

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Time for a Colonic?

As a follow up to PD’s last post, did anyone else catch Robert Black’s line regarding the toilets in the governor’s mansion?
“They have problems with plumbing right now to where the upstairs toilets overflow once every two weeks at this point.”
You know, there are certain things that I just don’t need to know. [...]

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Redecorating the Whorehouse

The governor’s mansion has better friends than you do. They’ve raised some money to renovate that piece of shit house that hasn’t been updated since God was a boy. Perry’s gonna move out for a while so they can fix it up real nice. Texas Weekly has the deets.

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