The Future is Bleak

August 27, 2007 Uncategorized

The Teen Miss USA pageant was the home of the display of our most beautiful teen girls…and our most stupid. Miss South Carolina could have answered this question better if she’d just taken a dump on the stage. Watch the goodness. I see a future job at the TEA for her!

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  1. pfft says:

    Was she, like, you know, home schooled?

  2. Pink Lady says:

    What do you have against U.S. Americans?

  3. Fine Bottled Water says:

    South Africa needs to learn our map, dammit!

  4. mark says:

    maybe her hearing aid was on the fritz. Wasn’t that Bill Richardson’s excuse for flubbing the question about whether being gay is a choice.

  5. Zander says:

    dumb girls in pagents are hot

  6. anon says:

    Check out Mario grinning like a jackass eating a cactus , he knows he will totally be hitting that

  7. Joe says:

    I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and that I believe that our education like such as South Africa and The Iraq everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the US should help the US or should help South Africa and should help The Iraq and Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us.
    I think I’m in love.

  8. Al says:

    I…wha?
    She makes Bush himself seem coherent.

  9. anon says:

    Karl Rove prepped her answers

  10. LegeBoy says:

    ^^^
    No he didn’t; Alberto Gonzales did.

  11. Lawhorn says:

    I see a future job at Texas Public Policy Foundation.

  12. anon says:

    Or a cush job in DC…where she can be steadily demoted when her job skills don’t match her references.

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