Archive for August 27th, 2007

Marriage Sale! Low Low Price only this week!

On September 1st over 650 new laws will be in effect. One of those new laws is a law that doubles the cost of a marriage license. I don’t know about yall, but I think that paying double for a marriage license will probably not decrease divorces. Doesn’t make much sense to me but whatever. [...]

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Ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless bitch

That’s what Ted Nugent had to say about Hillary Clinton at a recent performance as he hoisted two machine guns over his head. Doesn’t Governor Perry have some classy friends?
See the clip in the permalink.

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You’re Gonna Be Late for School!

I think that’s the most often thing I heard my Mom say when I was growing up. These days you can pre-order all the school supplies online. Ha! I remember the first day of school was dreaded and looked forward to at the same time. I hope all you parents are ready! It’s another year [...]

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The Future is Bleak

The Teen Miss USA pageant was the home of the display of our most beautiful teen girls…and our most stupid. Miss South Carolina could have answered this question better if she’d just taken a dump on the stage. Watch the goodness. I see a future job at the TEA for her!

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Gonzales Resigns. Who had August 24?

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales resigned his position among a growing realization by everyone that he was completely incompetent and even a little sketchy.

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