Archive for August, 2007

Perry Grows a Heart

In what can only be described as a “he actually did?!” moment, Governor Perry commuted the death sentence of Kenneth Foster just six hours before he was scheduled to die. As y’all likely know, Foster was sentenced to death under Texas’ law of parties statute, allowing him to be sentenced to death despite not [...]

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I just have a wide stance

Senator Craig is rumored to be resigning today. You can hear his press conference at the Washington Monument’s public restroom. He’ll be there between 2 and 4 p.m. today looking for discrete encounters.

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There’s always a first time

Governor Perry has commuted the sentence of Kenneth Foster. I wrote about this a while back. Kenneth was convicted under that ‘bystander’ rule when a passenger in his car kill’t somebody. As you all know, I am not opposed to the death penalty and this case just re-affirms my belief that the system works. Perry [...]

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Time for a Colonic?

As a follow up to PD’s last post, did anyone else catch Robert Black’s line regarding the toilets in the governor’s mansion?
“They have problems with plumbing right now to where the upstairs toilets overflow once every two weeks at this point.”
You know, there are certain things that I just don’t need to know. [...]

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Redecorating the Whorehouse

The governor’s mansion has better friends than you do. They’ve raised some money to renovate that piece of shit house that hasn’t been updated since God was a boy. Perry’s gonna move out for a while so they can fix it up real nice. Texas Weekly has the deets.

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A picture is worth $64,500 to Rep. Rangel

Rep. Charles Rangel wants people to know he OWNS the House Ways & Means Committee, and is willing to put up over 64 thousand dollars of his own campaign funds to illustrate that fact. He is hoping that the FEC lets him spend his campaign money on a big ol’ portrait of himself to [...]

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Mitt Romney is hot for your vote.

Guess who’s back? Yeah, I know it’s been eons since I posted here. But I finally found something worthy of my posting . . .

We like our presidential candidates hot and sweaty. Ooh, hot, sweaty and Mormon. He’s really the full package, y’all.

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Mrs. Craig? I’m Sorry, You Have the Wrong Person

Anyone else get the feeling that Sen. Craig’s wife wore those huge, Nicole Richie-esque sunglasses to his press conference in order to hide as much of her face as possible?
Picture from cnn.com.

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I’m pulling a “Pink Lady”

I am finally going on vacay. Mine won’t be to Virginia to take care of any babies, though. I’m headed to the coast for relaxation mixed with a little bit of debauchery. I’ll be back next Wednesday. In the meantime, plead with Zander, SuperWow!, Bluebonnet and RawHide to entertain you because I’ll be entirely too [...]

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Flame extinguished?

Senator “I am not gay” Craig’s political career seems to be going down in flames. He’s been thrown under the bus by everybody, including the White House. (CNN)

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