Archive for May, 2007

Sticking with Craddick

Dawna Dukes is quoted in the Statesman saying that she will stick with Craddick. Rep. Dukes, am I not mistaken that it was you that was in Craddick’s office after the last brouhaha and you were crying and very upset trying to figure out what to do and Craddick wouldn’t even meet with you [...]

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Dear Staffers,

I’m watching the House and ugh, I’m so sorry y’all have to still sit up there when I’m here at the house all drunk and shit. Shout it out the comments (we finally fixed ‘em). Let’s critique the fashion sense of Jessica Farrar. Does she have anything without some big ass scarf thing?
OH WAIT: [...]

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Point of Personal Privelege

Word is today there will be lots of speeches. Clearly this means I will spend the afternoon making up drinking games. My favorite is when Senfronia takes to grabbing the back mic to zing the Speaker.

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I look like I care

I know, it came as a shock to me, too. This morning I was standing outside the North entrance to the capitol when a tourist asked me “Where is the fifth child?” I thought she was some weirdo activist and it took me a while to realize she was talking about the sculpture of the [...]

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Vacate the Chair, Schmacate the Chair

So over this. Someone ring me on the mobile if anything interesting happens…like someone gets stabbed with a fork. Otherwise, Craddick will be Speaker until they pry the gavel from his cold, dead fingers. I refuse to fall for this trick again.

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Uhm, anybody wanna carpool?

Premium gas at $3.39 a gallon? Holy mackeral. Looks like I need to adjust my Veuve Clicquot budget. That’s not good news for any of us.

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Here’s a Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares

The latest poll says only 25% of Americans feel the country is going in the right direction and they blame it on the war, poor leadership, high gas prices and Tom Craddick. I’ve been keeping a list of people to blame for about four years now. It’s so long I’m going to have to publish [...]

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Oh that is just bullshit.

Some days the news can just set you right off. It started for me this weekend when I read about the woman that took a pair of scissors and cut her baby boy’s genitals off and put them in the garbage disposal. Then I read about the dude that put his baby in the microwave. [...]

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