Best and Worst Dressed
It’s that time again! Time for you to email us you best and worst fashion choices by the legislature this session. We’ve had a lot of fun with this in the past and cameraphone snapshots are always a hilarious entry. Email us with you nominees.
Best Dressed Male/Best Dressed Female
Worst Dressed Male/Worst Dressed Female
Most cringe inducing accessory worn by a legislator
Worst hair
LILFAwards, (Legislator I’d Like To F*ck)
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Comments (35)
BDM — Fred Brown
BDF — Dawnna Dukes
WDM — Haggerty/Dunnam (tie)
WDF — Mowery
MCIAWBYL — those damn capes the women wear
WH — Linda Harper-Brown/Haggerty/Dunnam
LILF — Only five — Kolkhorst, Dukes, Hernandez, Harless and Tourelles
Oh, I’m glad you said Kolkhorst. I’ve got this weird attraction to her, too.
Lois is hot. I want to see her and Dan Branch in a sex scandal.
MCIAWBYL? A tie between Farrar’s endless supply of shiteous scarves and McClendon’s collection of Carrie Bradshaw flower pins.
MCIAWBYL - Giddings wig
I’ve totally developed this weird attraction to Kolkhorst also, I have no idea what the matter is with me.
I have got this attration Farrar and her scrafs. I have this fantasy of her binding my wrists with a red scarf while she tickles my feet with her tongue. The whole time Anchia is watching egging her on.
HOT
lois has this former cheerleader thing to her, the jaw is awkward but yeah i want to buy her drinks and see’s where things progress.
lois has this former cheerleader thing to her, the jaw is awkward but yeah i want to buy her drinks and see where things progress.
if someone takes Lucio III to a beauty bar to get those eyebrows threaded you might be able to get a LILF. There’s an attractive guy buried beneath that mop of hair above his eyes.
The MCIAWBYL goes to Tom Craddick,. (His crappy accessory is Beverly Wooley.)
a Senate only list:
BDM — Fraser
BDF — Van de Putte
WDM — Harris - no question
WDF — Shapiro - white denim? really? 2nd place: Z - wow, black again. great choice.
MCIAWBYL — see question above
WH — Ellis, only because refuses to shave that last little strip of hair at the front of his head that’s preventing him from being fully bald.
LILF - no one, so I’ll turn to the House. Veronica Gonzales. I can’t believe no one has mentioned her yet
WDM - Tuffy Hamilton
Re: Blue
Don’t hate on flag ties, those colors don’t run.
Dukes has a penis and you know it.
Worst Dressed by far, Senfronia Thompson….looks like she’s wearing drapes.
That’s proablly true since thats all that fat walrus can fit into.
BDM- The Dew and Eiland- both pay a lot for their suits and want you to know it.
BDF- Delisi- do my eyes look too tight?
WDF- Zaffirini- Put a Habit on your head and call it a day. Nelson’s pink suit- wow that is a lot of pink
WDM- Any member thinking it is appropriate to wear jeans on the floor
MCIAWBYL- All Bolo Ties- Wyatt Earp called and wants them all back
What about best dressed lobby?
My vote Marsha Jones hands down
Lois, light of my life, fire of my loins. My sin, my soul. Lo-iss: the tip of the tongue taking a trip of one step down the palate, as the lips close. Lo. Iss.
Kolkhorst has definitely got something going on. Although she kinda looks like a cobra with that hairdo.
A sssssexy cobra.
I’d hit it.
LILF: Lois Kolkhorst, yeah I’d tap that ass. As was previously stated, there is something very, very sexy about her. I ask my peers but don’t get what I’m seeing so I was starting to doubt myself until I read the comments above about her hotness
What about Terri Hodge for worst dressed? I can’t figure out if she’s an admiral in the Navy, a general in the Air Force, or just pretending to be Captain Stubing from the Love Boat when she wears the jacket with the rank insignia on the shoulders.
I love every one of y’all. These comments have made me laugh very hard. Now we just need photos!!
This is slightly OT, but the whole Veronica Mars thing the reading clerk has going on is h-o-t.
LILF:
Lois Kolkhorts and Dan Branch at the same time…you could throw in P Gallego about 20 yrs young….and maybe Hegar to….I guess Yvonne GT can join into….she can be the fluffer
As far as lobby goes. I’ll meet your marsha jones and raise to Robert Jones. He is a looker and a great dresser.
LILF: V-Ron is where it’s at. I could stand Ana Hernandez and Dawnna Dukes if we’re talking foursomes here, but no Republicans… They have herpes. I’m not gay but if Juan Garcia wants to watch, no biggie.
I’d like to introduce a new category
Best Butt!
my vote: Van Arsdale
Hate to see him come but Love to watch him leave!
Surely I’m not the only woman who thinks Borris Miles is hot! Yowza. And don’t laugh, but I kinda lust for Jim Dunnam in a “Power to the People” sorta way–plus he’s just adorably persistent…he never gives up.
Ditto on Borris; will also confess at Gallego fascination
MCIAWBYL- the note pinned to Myra Crownover’s lapels asking that “if found unattended, please return to the Capitol”
NOBODY beats Dan Patrick for worst hair. I concede that Boogie comes close with his shaved head, who knew that heads could wrinkle…
….and don’t forget Patrick’s wooden teeth, even Teddy Roosevelt would cringe at those mother fuckers….
LILF - Veronica Gonzales
Senate again:
BDM - the Dew, unfortunately.
BDF - Van de Putte, but only by default
WH - Patrick, hands down
WDF- Shapiro, Shapiro… oh, and Shapiro.
MCIAWBYL - anything worn by Shapiro
LILF - Ogden, thorny bastard
marsha jones (aka morticia)??? please! her drycleaning bill to get all that makeup off her clothes must be huge.