I look like I care

May 22, 2007 Uncategorized

I know, it came as a shock to me, too. This morning I was standing outside the North entrance to the capitol when a tourist asked me “Where is the fifth child?” I thought she was some weirdo activist and it took me a while to realize she was talking about the sculpture of the kids there on the North side. Apparently one has gone missing. I say someone search Dan Patrick’s office.
I looked over there and told the lady the governor had it removed because of cutbacks in CHIP resulted in a higher uninsured rate for children and its removal was symbolic of how the state hurts innocent kids. She almost bought it but huffed off before I could tell her the truth.

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  1. BacchusXY says:

    You are evil and I love you for it!

  2. originalWONK says:

    fabulous

  3. flawedplan says:

    This makes up for a few things.

  4. pfft says:

    Priceless!
    But it is a shame you let her stalk off without informing her of the original plan to include 12 children - representing the descendants of the 12 disciples that will survive the anti-Christ - but the godless secularists had their way,,,,,
    Give Patrick something new to rant about…

  5. Anonymous says:

    Any word on this? There are supposed to be six in total: http://www.tspb.state.tx.us/spb/Gallery/MonuList/16.htm

  6. pfft says:

    Do they all look like Al Edwards?

  7. I hope the poor kid didn’t wander too near Arlene Wohlgemuth’s gingerbread house…

  8. nachomama says:

    applause.

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