Archive for April 24th, 2007

Because it was my job.

Man: It’s not my fault the guy was a fucking idiot… It may have been my fault that I told him, though.

Overheard in the Office.com
New Street Station
Birmingham

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The Wal-Mart Effect

Wal-Mart can now be blamed for the recent layoffs at Circuit City and the closing over hundreds of electronics stores across the country. The reason? They’re forcing suppliers to give them the lowest price on high demand items like flat panel televisions. Wal-Mart is a phenomenon that invites harsh criticism. Sure, they offer deeply discounted [...]

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Senate To Perry: Get off that girl’s Hoo Ha!

The Senate voted to overturn Perry’s HPV campaign, seriously jeopardizing his campaign contributions for Merck. Oh, and also condemning many young girls to cervical cancer and death. But, you know, whatever. Dead teenage girls don’t vote anyway.

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Voter Fraud, Schmoter Schmaud

The House passed the Mary Denny bill tonight, 76-68. Rep. Anchia condemned the sponsors of the bill for the inability to identify one instance of someone impersonating a voter. He said it was a pig…a pig with lipstick…then he gave up on that analogy and just said it was really bad.
Speaking of really bad, Mark! [...]

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