Archive for March 26th, 2007

Laughingstock

Does it embarrass you when friends from other parts of the country call you asking what kind of idiots you elect to your state legislature? It’s sad because it takes a lot of explaining to someone in NYC that this guy is a fluke, but still…somebody voted for him and that is humiliating.

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Lessons in Email

Unlike Alberto Gonzeles and his cadre of lawyers, we have been burned enough on business emails to know that they are what’s called ‘discoverable.’ Our attorneys tell us that when we’re discussing business strategies, the competition and anything sensitive we should keep in mind that our emails could become part of the record. We’ve learned [...]

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God, Y’all are boring

We have not had one single email tip about someone getting drunk and feeling up a staffer all Session!!

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Well, it’s true

“Any president who says, I don’t care, or I will not respond to what the people of this country are saying about Iraq or anything else, or I don’t care what the Congress does, I am going to proceed — if a president really believes that, then there are — what I was pointing out, [...]

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Reminiscent of Versailles

Marie Antoinette Mrs. Craddick gave the press a tour of the refurbished Speaker’s Apartment inside the pink dome. It’s really fancy, y’all. A bit too fancy for anybody that’s lived in Midland if you ask me. It’s nice to see what a million dollars of donations from the public can do for a private place [...]

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Confidential to Daniel Webster

Daniel’s comment:
Bloggers should use better grammar. Someone might read your work. Therefore, try using the correct relative pronoun to describe a person. For example, write “People WHO have worked…” or “For those of WHO have changed jobs…”
Pinkdome’s Reply:
You’re an asshole. Those of you whom become mired down in grammar lessons tend not to excel in [...]

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