How Dan Patrick Got Started
All great businessmen have to start somewhere. For Sen. Patrick, he took an alternative approach to the traditional lemonade stand:
And more recently, another satisfied customer with a photo of his purchase:
And I’d like to note that the whole baby-selling thing is completely unnecessary if men buy Sen. Patrick’s easy-to-use home vasectomy kit.
Comments (8)
I know that sign is fake, baby is spelled correctly.
I can never get past those freakin’ Gary Busey teeth, holy fucking balls are those horrible.
gnaaa gnaaa gnaaaa
Damn. Good call on the Busey teeth.
why is his head so big?
I’m gonna get to work havin babies with random women. $500 a pop AND they’ll take care of adoption? Hello new revenue stream!
Well at least this will resolve the whole: “will have baby for food” panhandling we’ve all come to know and love.
Heh. Anon’s been reading “A Modest Proposal.”
http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html
Everything that’s old is new again!
“I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy child well nursed is at a year old a most delicious, nourishing, and wholesome food, whether stewed, roasted, baked, or boiled; and I make no doubt that it will equally serve in a fricassee or a ragout.”
Babies. They’re the new “Red Snapper”!
Only if you’re Muslim.
Actually, I’m pretty sure babies aren’t…whatever the Muslim equivalent to “kosher” is.
Babies. The “other” white meat.
They don’t call it “long pig” for nothing.