Archive for March, 2007

The Value of Education. Approximately 38 Cents per Hour

The House voted yesterday to take away the teacher incentive they agreed to last year and instead propose an $800 pay raise. Whoop dee shit. That’s a whopping 38 cent per hour increase. Eight hundred dollars is one night’s stay at the Four Seasons with dinner, drinks and breakfast. Excluding the obligatory hooker!
Texas, dead last [...]

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Chicago Beats Houston

In most dramatic office building fire of the day. Chicago’s Version here.

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Real World: Iran

The TV is showing clips of British soldiers hitting the clubs and making asses of themselves while being held hostage in Iran. Oh wait, I’ve got my shows mixed up. Iran? Soldiers? Hostages? Oh just fuck me running. We seriously cannot catch a break can we?

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Why?

Is Liz Richardson, John Kerry’s Press Secretary, sending me press releases? Does anyone really care about John Kerry anymore?

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Maybe I should visit MySpace more often

Namely John McCain’s MySpace page. Apparently the staffer who set up his MySpace page used a template and didn’t give the creator credit for it. Not only that, they stole his bandwidth by not hosting their own images. Redonkulous.
To get back at McCain’s campaign, the creator changed one of the images that [...]

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Rhythym is a dancer

The cost of birth control pills for college students has doubled and at some colleges will triple. Why?
The change is the result of a chain reaction started by a 2005 deficit-reduction bill that focused on Medicaid, the main federal health insurance program for the poor. College health officials say they had little idea the bill [...]

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Laughingstock

Does it embarrass you when friends from other parts of the country call you asking what kind of idiots you elect to your state legislature? It’s sad because it takes a lot of explaining to someone in NYC that this guy is a fluke, but still…somebody voted for him and that is humiliating.

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Lessons in Email

Unlike Alberto Gonzeles and his cadre of lawyers, we have been burned enough on business emails to know that they are what’s called ‘discoverable.’ Our attorneys tell us that when we’re discussing business strategies, the competition and anything sensitive we should keep in mind that our emails could become part of the record. We’ve learned [...]

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God, Y’all are boring

We have not had one single email tip about someone getting drunk and feeling up a staffer all Session!!

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