I just got around to reading my copy of Texas Monthly, but if you haven’t already I recommend picking up a copy. Mimi Swartz has an absolutely delicious piece on Dan Patrick that is a must read for anyone that wants to laugh at that no-talent ass-clown.
I read the article last night on the plane, and I literally said “Oh, BURN!” out loud - more than once. The poor people sitting next to me must have thought I was crazy. Dan Patrick will (a) make everyone’s lives miserable during the Session with his impotent raging against the machine; (b) get the smack put down on him by the Senate, who will not have the patience for his BS; and/or (c) actually get stuff done because of his stupid radio show.
(c) is definitely the most horrifying option.
That’s SENATOR no-talent-ass-clown. LMAO.