An Update on the English Language
November 30, 2006 Uncategorized
“Withdrawal” = a cowardly, cut and run approach only considered by pussies.
“Pullback” = a sensible, well-thought out decision made by adults.
So, gentlemen, the pullback method it is.
Comments (6)
I thought conservatives have exclusively been using the pullback method all along?
Has the “Pullback” method been endorsed by the Catholic church?
Yes my son…
In the third canon of the Fifth Ecumenical Council, the Church condoned “the Pullback Method.”
This rule was clarified in the sixteenth canon of the Seventh Ecumenical Council, when it was specified that the pullback method was only permissable in the confines of marriage and alterboyhood.
Thus sayeth the Lord.
Amen.
but I already use this term for my foreskin.
Henceforth you must use the term “Fleshy retraction” to avoid any possible confusion in the confessional.