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An Update on the English Language

By admin Thursday November 30, 2006

“Withdrawal” = a cowardly, cut and run approach only considered by pussies.
“Pullback” = a sensible, well-thought out decision made by adults.
So, gentlemen, the pullback method it is.



6 Comments
  1. Cody on Thursday 30, 2006

    I thought conservatives have exclusively been using the pullback method all along?

  2. Popeonarope on Thursday 30, 2006

    Has the “Pullback” method been endorsed by the Catholic church?

  3. BooRadley on Thursday 30, 2006

    Yes my son…
    In the third canon of the Fifth Ecumenical Council, the Church condoned “the Pullback Method.”
    This rule was clarified in the sixteenth canon of the Seventh Ecumenical Council, when it was specified that the pullback method was only permissable in the confines of marriage and alterboyhood.
    Thus sayeth the Lord.

  4. SuperWow! on Thursday 30, 2006

    Amen.

  5. EgOiStE on Thursday 30, 2006

    but I already use this term for my foreskin.

  6. Popeonarope on Thursday 30, 2006

    Henceforth you must use the term “Fleshy retraction” to avoid any possible confusion in the confessional.


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