Freedom Cocktails
October 27, 2006 Uncategorized
It’s almost Happy Hour, and we’re taking a cue from Congresswoman Kay Granger. Granger, who bears an uncanny resemblance to an eagle sniffing the armpit of the Statue of Liberty, has a recipe on her website (here, under “Beverages”) for “Easy, Killer Margaritas”.
Making them is simple, just mix a can of limeade, a can of beer, and a can of tequila together and voila! Instant buzz. Now I love me some booze, but mixing beer, canned tequila and limeade together sounds less like a margarita and more like the grain alcohol/Listerine/Franzia cocktails I drank as a 19 year old in college.
I don’t know about you, but I’d rather be drinking an Adios Mofo (buy the t-shirt here). Feel free to stop by the Stephen F Austin on election night and buy me one.
Hat tip to Kuff & McBlogger.
Comments (5)
It’s like drinking throwup. The bitch probably uses cheap ass tequila in it as well. I also thought that making margaritas with beer was grounds to lose one’s Texas citizenship.
What trash… though reasonably, I don’t know what else to expect from whitebread DFW.
Some of you from Fort Worth better chime in lest we come away thinking weirdo’s like Granger are the norm.
This is one of those don’t knock it until you’ve tried it recipes. It is quite good, I was skeptical at first, but as you said, instant buzz.
Unfortunately, she’s the norm.
^Ha! That’s so sad.
Tequila comes in a can? Who knew? I’m amazed at what I can learn on the internets.