Some laws are meant to be broken
October 25, 2006 Uncategorized
The state of Washington felt compelled to pass a law against bestiality. Last week the state made its first arrest when a woman caught her husband having sex with their pit-bull terrier. Our favorite parts of this story are the newspaper quickly pointed out that it was a female dog, so it was not gay man-dog sex. That’s a relief because, you know, the gays will ‘recruit’ anything! Plus, the wife took the time to take photos with her cell phone before she called the police. Who has the presence of mind to walk out on your porch, see your husband fucking the dog, grab the cell phone and take a few pictures and then call the police.
Just guessing at what possible reaction we’d have if we caught our partner having sex with the dog…maybe spray them with the water hose? Gouge out our eyes? Beat the living shit out of them and call Fox News? Yeah, the last one is probably what we’d do.
We think this ought to be Warren Chisum’s new legislative priority. What penalties under the law could we impose that would be greater than the humliation of broadcasting this through the media? Also, would there be greater penalties for same-sex bestiality than the penalties for opposite-sex bestiality?
Comments (3)
“spray them with the water hose”
lol
That reminds me of a joke in poor taste(Boudreaux/Thibideaux) .Dude came home to find his wife having sex with his best friend. He promptly shot the wife. The best friend? He told him, “BAD DOG!”
The posted item just proves once again that truth is stranger than fiction….or Cajun jokes.
She should sue him… I bet Nancy Grace would cover the case.