Fill In The Blank
September 22, 2006 Uncategorized
Governor Perry is surprised because _____________.
The image, by the way, is from today’s New York Times’ article on the Texas guv race. It doesn’t really tell you anything you don’t already know, though.
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He walked into a school and it didn’t fall on his head due to lack of maintanence funds
The smiling girl just smashed his foot for dicking around with education funding.
“Holy Moly that’s a lot of Public School Finance! I don’t actually have to pay that out, right? All cuttin’ into my crony slush fund…”
“Hey, WTF! That check was suppose to be for $35.00.”
The students would be more excited about it, except that the superintendent doesn’t have to disclose the value of the check, and can just report it as a “gift,” so they’ll never know how much of that money they’ll really receive.
Perry likes to make his monthly child support payments in a dramatic fashion.
“That’s all it costs to buy a young boy?”
And the Texas Ethics Commission says I don’t have to tell you who gave me this check!
Odessa! Crap. They told me this was for Midland.
Olessan Elementary…my bad..need a bigger monitor or new glasses
…he spends THAT much on hair product in a year all by himself.
“get your grubby lil brown fingers away from my loot. $135,000 to me and none for you.”