Do Not Party With This Dude

September 22, 2006 Uncategorized

It happens to all of us. Late on a Tuesday night, you’re feeling horny, and HBO’s Real Sex just isn’t doing it for you. You hop online to chat with some hot babes/dudes/MSNBC reporters, but that’s not working either. So you turn to your last resort: answering the casual encounters posts on Craigslist.
Okay, maybe it doesn’t happen to all of us. But it sure did to a 23-year old Austinite, whose night didn’t end up as fun as he had hoped. From the Statesman:

The 23-year-old man showed up at the Southwest Austin apartment at 4 a.m. Tuesday after answering a Craigslist post advertising a good time.
When he walked in, the man who answered the door promised that his female roommate, who he said had left, would soon return, according to an arrest warrant affidavit. That’s when Ernest Ray Lamey, 35, offered the 23-year-old a drink laced with Ambien, a sleeping pill, and waited until it kicked in before sexually attacking him, the affidavit said.

According to the affidavit, the post was for “partying and hanging out with other men and women.” Poor, nameless 23-year-old. Dude just wanted to party and hang out with other men and women.
And “Ernest Ray Lamey” sounds like a serial killer name. Just sayin’.

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  1. mcblogger says:

    It’s the ‘Ray’, isn’t it?

  2. TehT says:

    Naww the key is the three names. They always go by the full the three names lol

  3. Ernest Scribbler says:

    Ernest is a fine name, I’d wager this guy’s actually a Wayne.

  4. John says:

    I think Lee should be part of the name to associate with serial murders.

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