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Governors Perry and Schwarzenegger are fighting over the award for ______________.



  1. PinkReader on Tuesday 29, 2006

    Not sure what the award is for, but…
    Is that a Bronzed Ballsack?

  2. bluebonnet on Tuesday 29, 2006

    It looks like a loafer. Which would make no sense.

  3. RawHide on Tuesday 29, 2006

    Bronzed Ballsack it is, good eye.

  4. sabestian on Tuesday 29, 2006

    Brown Boot Up Butt Award.

  5. Anonymous on Tuesday 29, 2006

    lightest in their loafers

  6. Wonk on Tuesday 29, 2006

    Are you John Connor?!

  7. Off the Kuff on Tuesday 29, 2006

    Three! Three special elections!

    I keep thinking that it’s not possible for the November elections to get any screwier. I keep getting proven wrong….

  8. Mark on Tuesday 29, 2006

    Most likely to be hunted by a translucent alien.
    Get to the choppa!

  9. LegeBoy on Tuesday 29, 2006

    who will take Ben Bentzen’s title of Biggest Douchbag.

  10. Anonymous on Tuesday 29, 2006

    Its not a tumaa!

  11. Anonymous on Tuesday 29, 2006

    why does it look like Perry died his hair especially for his visit with Ahhh-nold?

  12. treehugger on Tuesday 29, 2006

    A brass scrotum on a bible?
    I do solumely swear, on a stack of bi-balls, to faithfully uphold the office of Governor.
    Nice trophy, can we fence it too?

  13. Anonymous on Tuesday 29, 2006

    Gov. Perry - “Uhmm, Governator…. you really should let me take this, i mean, butt plugs just aren’t your thing”

  14. RawHide on Tuesday 29, 2006

    “bi-balls” - hahahaha

  15. Jade on Tuesday 29, 2006

    And the Award for the State with the worst education system goes to………………
    Perry: I want it!
    Schwar: No, I (v)ant it!

  16. incognito in austin on Tuesday 29, 2006

    Goodhair: “I’m the pigfucker of the year!”
    Terminator: “No, I’m dee biggest pigfokker of dee year!”