Pinkdome

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August 26, 2006 Uncategorized

An Ohio school board is moving away from ‘abstinence-only’ sex education after a recent review showed that of the 490 female students in one district high school, 65 were pregnant. In a very clear case of closing the barn door after the horse got out, the district will now provide education on what happens when a man sticks his penis into a woman’s vagina.
Here at PinkDome, we’re all about sex. So, we feel qualified to provide you with our very own “Drunk Guide To Sex Education.” Pay close attention. See that on the right? That’s called a condom. Go buy them and have them on you or near you at all times. You never know when the mood may strike, or as in the case of some of my readers, the moon aligns with venus and some person takes pity on you. Personally, PinkDome keeps condoms in every drawer in the house and in the glove compartment of the car and in my briefcase/messenger bag. It is a good rule of thumb to always have one not more than two steps away.
Condoms are an important part of sex and educating you on why is simple. Sex can have consequences. Not to scare you or nothing, because sex is totally awesome and when your eyes roll back in your head and your toes curl it’s like the very first time every time. Anyway, sex…if you are a girl, you can get pregnant. Even if he doesn’t stick it all the way in or ‘pulls out’ early. Also, if you are gay you don’t have to worry so much about pregnancy, but you do need to be aware that condoms can help prevent the spread of any number of sexually transmitted diseases. You’re probably going to get an STD at some time in your life, even if it’s just crabs. But, you should try to prevent them.
Let that be your mantra, “No Glove, No hot sex.” (Handjobs are ok, though)

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