Bad Times
A college student was detained yesterday at Houston’s Bush Intercontinental Airport after what appears to be a half-stick of dynamite was found in his luggage. 21-year-old Howard McFarland Fish, whose name just screams terrorist, was on a Continental flight from Buenos Aires to Houston when the dynamite was found during a routine inspection.
But there’s more! The head of Buenos Aires airport security told Reuters that local authorities found “a Coca-Cola bottle with mud, and inside it was a tube with ammonium nitrate, a little bit of dynamite and a detonator.” Apparently Fish explained this away by saying that he had been exploring mines in Bolivia and purchased the dynamite as a souvenir.
The old exploring-mines-in-Bolivia excuse, eh. I used the same one when my parents caught me with cigarettes when I was 15.
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