*Hiccup*
Forbes’ Magazine ranked Austin as the 5th drunkest city in America. It might have something to do with playing host to the #1 party school in America. Or the fact that yesterday the Statesman ran an insert on the top 50 bars in Austin (ed. note: the review’s not that good; some frat boy ranked the bars based on what I can assume was his likelihood to bang an bleach-blonde, fake-baked sorostitute without spilling his Keystone Light on his pink pastel polo. No offense to the Greeks, I love pretty people, but the review kinda sucks).
Anywho, go out and celebrate being in the top 5. I’m three martinis deep right now, doing my part to put us over the top by the time next year’s rankings come out.
Comments (6)
My god the Aquarium at #1? I WAS a frat boy at UT and even we got beyond there… like 4 years ago. I guess it is the place to find a drunk hook up though?
Terrible, terrible list.
Ummm…these must be the “best” straight drinking holes. I don’t know nothin’ about no hetero bars.
Ummm, cody, I think the list is in alphabetical order.
And it’s about “party” bars, ed - that was the theme they were going for. They’ve covered other places in separate articles (including a reasonably good guide to dive bars in the same damn issue).
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