The Biggest Loser

July 28, 2006 Uncategorized

Q: What’s worse than being in fourth place in a four-way governor’s race?
A: Being in sixth place in a six-way race for the worst campaign in America.
Here’s PinkDome’s campaign tips to not suck so hard:

Stop talking about Tom DeLay and ‘ethics’. Nobody cares.

  • Divulge a sex scandal in your past. People eat that shit up.

  • Send out emails insinuating Rick Perry is gay and Carole Strayhorn is bad grandmother.
  • One word. Boobs

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    2. Xpatriated Texan says:
      July 28, 2006 at 4:56 pm

      Simply put out the truth: Grandma is Rick Perry’s faghag and pimps him out the the Speaker as a ponyboy - hence the expenditures for the new Speaker’s apartment.
      XT

    4. incontro says:
      May 13, 2007 at 9:04 pm

      incontro

      incontro

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