You Goh, Huly
Louie Gohmert Is A Little Bitch hasn’t been updated since it first came online, and I have a theory why. Let me explain.
I was scanning The Hill’s [not LC's The Hills, but DC's The Hill] 50 Most Beautiful People on Capitol Hill. I did a quick once-over, trying to figure out how high ol’ Denny Hastert placed this year, when I came across number three: Lauren Huly, the communications director for Rep. Gohmert.
Ooh. La. La.
So I’m assuming there’s only one logical thing that could have happened. After hearing a knock on his/her front door, the writer behind LGIALB opened it and was immediately blinded by Ms. Huly’s effulgent teeth. “Nobody fucks with the Gohmert,” Ms. Huly spat. Realizing that blogging is pretty tough when you can’t see, the writer has moved onto his/her next project: learning braille.
Comments (10)
Boehner made this list. There are some fugly people in DC.
One thing, does Huly open the Miller Lite with her teeth?
Not a single mention of Katherine Harris. That shit is biased.
Actually, I think her tits got their very own article. If not, they deserve one.
hey hey now!
oh wait, if you were cutting down Katherine Harris, never mind.
I wouldn’t necessarily call it “cutting down”. More like “lifting and separating”.
^Bwahaha. Rawhide, you’s crazy.
Hey PinkDome! I have an idea, why don’t you guys do the 50 most beautiful people inside the pinkdome. We probably dont have that many, how about the 25 most beautiful
hmm, interesting idea. We’ve done the Pinkdome Fashion Awards before. . . it may have been a year already.
John Boehner?????
Really?
WTF