Dallas Morning News, Go take a cold shower!
Funny, I always thought Episcopalians would be more of a ‘rythym method’ kind of lover.
If you were an organized religion what method of birth-control would best describe you?
Baptist–Screaming Chastity, practicing sex with farm animals.
Methodist–Vasectomy
Catholic–Anal penetration only
Lutheran–(HA! Lutherans don’t have sex)
Presbyterian–Condoms
Jewish–Fellatio only. (HA!)
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that made me lol
I’m a Methodist, but after reading that, I may need to marry Catholic.
Catholic girls are more fun.
Now I suddenly know why I have be attracted to Jewish and Catholic girls all these years.
Church of Christ? Be creative
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