This certainly qualifies as another winning headline today: Transvestite gang pesters Magazine Street.
But this is hands-down the winning sentence of the day:
The transvestites first appeared in March when they raided Magazine Street like a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls, said Davis, using clockwork precision and brute force to satisfy high-end boutique needs.
Oh, New Orleans. [...]
06.27.06 | Uncategorized | admin
Funny, I always thought Episcopalians would be more of a ‘rythym method’ kind of lover.
If you were an organized religion what method of birth-control would best describe you?
Baptist–Screaming Chastity, practicing sex with farm animals.
Methodist–Vasectomy
Catholic–Anal penetration only
Lutheran–(HA! Lutherans don’t have sex)
Presbyterian–Condoms
Jewish–Fellatio only. (HA!)
06.27.06 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
A new study reports that Texas is a pathetic, third-world, poverty-stricken state. Shocked? So were we. I mean,Governor Perry is so proud of Texas we were wondering how he could be proud that
Texas has the highest percentage of uninsured children in the country, 21 percent. The national average is 11 percent.
Almost half of Texas children [...]
06.27.06 | Uncategorized | pinkdome
Rush Limbaugh got caught with prescription drugs that he’s not supposed to have. Again. It turns out this time the drugs were just boner pills, so unless he was crushing ‘em up and snorting or smoking ‘em, he’s just an idiot - not a high idiot (the hypocrisy of which is a lot [...]
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The planned launch of space shuttle Discovery is becoming controversial and the firing of an employee that expressed safety concerns is an example of how politics expands outside of what we talk about here every day into the ‘real world’. Martha at Musings has the inside scoop on the firing.
I stumbled across the ‘Working America’s’ [...]
06.27.06 | Uncategorized | pinkdome