Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?

May 31, 2006 Uncategorized

A former congressional aide and lobbyist described Tuesday how he obtained insider information, advice and assistance from Bush administration procurement chief David Safavian to advance two projects for Republican influence-peddler Jack Abramoff, who then took the official on a lavish golf trip to Scotland.

[CNN]
Jack’s back, y’all. This time it looks like a parade of sycophants and accomplices will be paraded to testify about the nefarious activities of the big scheme. (Don’t you love that I used the word nefarious? I did…totally gave me a chubby)
I’m going to hire my own lobbyist. I’d like to have a lobbyist visit the club before I go out on Saturday night and select a few hotties to offer perks on my behalf in return for hot threesomes and body shots later in the evening. Only losers take cash and golf trips.
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  1. The Other Guy says:

    These guys deserved to get caught. Dumbasses.

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