eLIEctions
Texas Insider, aside from being an excellent site for reading regurgitated trite, is apparently trying to increase their traffic from web searches on anything political. Visit their site and the title is:
“Texas Insider : Texas Politics eliections candidates president Republican Party Democrats Republicans campaigns congress governor senate Texas political weekly newsletter State of Texas Texas government politics government Texas Senate Texas House Texas Governor redistricting judicial”
How damn desperate can you be for traffic?
To be fair, they are now the top site returned when you search “eliections” on Google. So yeah, way to go on pulling the eliections traffic, we’re content with pulling the Ben Bentzin Douchebag traffic (#3 hit when you Google Ben Bentzin).
I’m putting in a memo to PD to change our title to “Republican Democrat idiots sex gay blog alcohol abusing bad photoshop”.
Any other choice words you can think of for describing us?
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“Lindsay Lohan-hating, prostitiute-loving, horse sex.”
/what?
well we do love hookers
screaming like a bunch of nelly Queens
porn - you gotta get the word porn in there somehow…
Lefty,
You know, I had to look up the definition to “nelly” when it was used in the other thread. The first thing that popped in my mind was, “Why the hell did Nelly [the rapper] choose that name then?” I’m guessing he realized Queen was already taken.
“drunk liveblogging Carter Casteel election f*ck-you-New-Braunfels.” That’s what got me hooked, anyway.
What have you guys done with Charlie?
what haven’t we done with him?
Help me! I’m being held hostage by Pat Robertson’s personal trainer! (Send booze)
Thanks single-handedly to SuperWow! you can scratch “bad photoshop” off.
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