I could totally break his skinny ass in half and make a break for it. But alas, this hot pink rayon lady-suit wasn’t built for speed - Foiled again by my exquisite sense of style!
Dammit! Ay tol us that I ain’t no Cynthia McKinney. She thu won with the ugly haircut and REALLY bad maunus.
Nah tak thess friggin hancuffs offa my pursons!
I am a Mumbers of Cngriss and an I’ll git Jess Jack-sun afta u’s!
This is what happens when you don’t shut the fuck up.
/just kidding Mme. Congresswoman, don’t hurt me.
Congresswoman Sheila Jackson Lee seen being led out of the local Lane Bryant after assaulting a sales girl for suggesting she try a larger size.
(as the security guard)
“her ass is this big”
I could totally break his skinny ass in half and make a break for it. But alas, this hot pink rayon lady-suit wasn’t built for speed - Foiled again by my exquisite sense of style!
Dammit! Ay tol us that I ain’t no Cynthia McKinney. She thu won with the ugly haircut and REALLY bad maunus.
Nah tak thess friggin hancuffs offa my pursons!
I am a Mumbers of Cngriss and an I’ll git Jess Jack-sun afta u’s!
I feel just like Jesus…
I done tol’ that sorry #@% !! that I’d kill her boney butt if she got between me and the TV cameras ever again.
We shall overcome (bad taste).
Proving that there are indeed Fashion Police, Congresswoman Jackson Lee is booked on felony charges of wearing too much Ice Capades Pink at one time.
Nobody knows….the trouble I seeeeen. Nobody knows but Jesus.