look i’m standing in front of a bunch of big silos. do you see how big my shadow is on the right? that’s because the sun is so big. those silos aren’t close and they’re real. promise.
Now folks, these silos behind me hold corn which, if we spend mucho bucks, we can turn into fuel. No more addicition to foreign oil. I’m the decider and I’ve decided silos are our friends.
You see, it’s a real simple plan. We cover all the silo’s with fabric see. Ya know, kinda like we did with that weird statue at the department of justice.
Don’t want the kiddos getting any ideas.
“I hear the speculation. I hear the voices. And the voices are saying to the decider, ‘group all the silos together like this,’ see. Have one big ethanol plant. Then make the fuel. Problem solved. Heh, heh.”
look i’m standing in front of a bunch of big silos. do you see how big my shadow is on the right? that’s because the sun is so big. those silos aren’t close and they’re real. promise.
Laura’s dumper is this big.
She’s got massive… tracts of land.
Damn you, Dave, that was my idea!
And then it hit me. This is how LBJ faked the moon landing.
“The one that got away was this big” … oops, sorry, wrong slide. My Bad
My silo is this much bigger than your silo.
C’mon! ALL TOGETHER NOW!…
Old MacDonald had a farm….
Now folks, these silos behind me hold corn which, if we spend mucho bucks, we can turn into fuel. No more addicition to foreign oil. I’m the decider and I’ve decided silos are our friends.
Bush showing how to go against the grain.
I love Exxon Mobil thiiiiiiiis much.
“Dick’s got balls this big. I see’d ‘em. Now I can’t quit ‘em”
(Actually, this picture is BEGGING to be photoshopped.)
Has anyone seen my teeth? Because last I saw em they were back in the hog’s trough which is about this big.
Silo Envy
…but when i stand behind this here fancy podium, i feel like it’s THIS big. guess ol’ Sigmund Freud was right, huh!
You wrap your arms around one of ‘em like this… tug up and down for about 2 to 3 minutes, and that’s how I win Ohio’s vote.
Using the silo please point to where Mr. Cheney touched you. Did he touch you anywhere else?
And taking it from Cheney is no small thing. Big man. Yea big. Only in America. Anyhow, that’s the second time Dick got crabs.
You see, it’s a real simple plan. We cover all the silo’s with fabric see. Ya know, kinda like we did with that weird statue at the department of justice.
Don’t want the kiddos getting any ideas.
“I hear the speculation. I hear the voices. And the voices are saying to the decider, ‘group all the silos together like this,’ see. Have one big ethanol plant. Then make the fuel. Problem solved. Heh, heh.”