Senator Cornyn Tries to Bribe UT-Tyler
February 24, 2006 Uncategorized
In a stop to tout Bush’s commitment to education *cough* Senator Box Turtle made a veiled threat to universities everywhere with this, “He pledged to help Texas universities and students gain federal grants for promoting Bush’s initiative…”
Quid pro quo, Clarice. Quid pro quo.
He then went on to prove, once again, that he doesn’t know his ass from his elbow with this bold-faced statement:
“He pledged his dedication to the president, saying Bush has remained strong despite criticism.”
Nope, lowest approval ratings ever…members of his own party criticizing him and jumping ship…multiple investigations into his failures are no reason at all not to remain dedicated to your master you submissive bottom lunatic.
[Special thanks to our rare visit to the Tyler Morning Telegraph for such a classic moment in sheer stupidity]
Comments (5)
I always imagined that it would be spelled “Clarisse”. That seems more appropriate, somehow…
Uh, didnt they just pass a bill that would slash the amount of money available for student loans?
http://www.etownian.com/060216/news-student_loans_affected.asp
I wondor if they let Cornyn wear a rhinstone collar at party functions?
You people seem to have a hard time accepting decent, dedicated people just because they happen have an R after their names.
^Cornyn decent? dedicated? I just literally guffawed in the middle of the office.
news - are you sucking him off for a job or something? Cornyn’s a nebbish any way you look at it. If the TX D’s ever grow their balls back they’ll have a blast turning him into a pinata in 2008.