Archive for January, 2006

It’s Just a Matter of Time

Before we see this Virginia headline in Texas:
Legislator apologizes after accidentally firing gun in his office
Retard. Although we do know several Texas legislators carry weapons into the Capitol as well. We sure hope they don’t carry them on the days we go down there.
Love you, I swear! I will delete that post about you having [...]

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Fly Me To The Moon

Oh, how we love a chartered jet. It’s greatest advantage is not the skipping of security lines and the chic-factor. The greatest advantage, by far, is not having to deal with ordinary people like you. Just getting some of that average citizen on us takes days to get rid of. DeLay has the right idea [...]

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Mayor Guiliani Stumping for Perry

Someone sent us a copy of a letter former NYC Mayor Rudolph Guiliani is sending to Republicans asking for their support of Governor Perry. Now what does a mayor of NYC know about Texas anyway? Oh, he’s got name recognition, that’s it. Obviously Guiliani has at least seen the Perry TV ad campaign because that’s [...]

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Since I didn’t win the election

I’ll lead a filibuster against your activist judge-to-be. Or are we putting words in Kerry’s mouth?
P. S. What’s an anagram for Samuel Alito? Okay, the link is a tad old, but we just found it.

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Happy Birthday, Bitches!

That’s right! It’s been a year since we popped our little drunk heads around the corner to see what’s up with Texas and national politics. Bet you thought we’d never make it! We didn’t either. It’s hard to be this drunk all the time.
Love you, Love the blog, Love the ocassional ass grab. (Who doesn’t?)
It’s [...]

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Abbott Takes Advice From Gammage

Earlier this week we got the press release that Bob Gammage was committed to fighting the sale of cell phone records to companies. Today we see in the Chron that AG Abbott is going to launch an investigation. Bob’s not even governor yet and he’s already pushing state action. Way to go Dem candidate.
Abbott’s [...]

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Well no wonder our shipment was late

The Feds have discovered a tunnel from Mexico to California used to smuggle drugs. That sure does seem like a lot of work just to get suburban kids their dime bag.

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Senators In Need of a Spine

Wow, can you believe that’s a headline in the NY Times? The paper of record joins PinkDome in pleading for leadership. We’re glad to have them on board. It’s time for Alito to come before the full Senate. If anyone does not think he’s tilting the Court, they’re drunker than we usually are. [agonist]
Where’s [...]

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Important Dates In Texas History

March 1, 2006–The Texas Supreme Court will begin hearing the redistricing case. Oral arguments begin!
April 11?, 2006–The seventh legislative sessionon school finance begins.
Add your own and we’ll make a calendar. Let’s assume every Friday/Saturday and Thursday are reserved for Veuve Clicquot and maybe every third Friday a hooker or something special.

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Craigslist Crazy of the week

Y’all know I love me some craigslist. Missed connections and the casual encounters (so dirty!) but lately I’ve been following the conspiracy whackjobs that take over the Rants & Raves. I’ve been known to post a rant about that asshole that cut me off with a big W sticker on his Suburban (you know who [...]

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