Say whatever you want, but he will be the first ten year Governor in the history of the Great State of Texas. Ten years. The Democrat this year will run a VERY distant third.
Perry models new Camo Codpiece to the troops - the latest in Texas Conservative RenFair fashion.
Note: jd55 is NOT me. I’ve posted under this name before, here and at ITPT, and just wanted to make sure no one got confused (or, God forbid, thought I agreed with jd55).
Texas Gov. Rick Perry tries to hide his excitement, and the excitement of his compatriots, as the friends dress up for another night out at a local Iraqi Leather Bar at taxpayer’s expense.
Sorry to have to rain on the parade of Rick’s defender…Perry was never a fighter pilot..and he doesn’t claim to have been one…He flew a C-130 transport and his Vietnam service consisted of flying and and out the country to safe fields staying “in country” only long enough to unload and refuel…He couldn’t make the cut to be a fighter pilot…
does the guy from Arkansas’s (?) head look photoshopped? What’s his name anyway…
I feel sorry for the bookends (the large guy and the general… or, I guess I should say, the MEN IN THE PICTURE).
Ricky’s just a big ‘ol girl.
If he has that crap on in his commercial when he turns to tell the camera he is pour of Texas, I will die laughing. That would be one of those pictures that comes back to haunt you in your later years (remember college?) where everyone talks about what a big dork you were being a poser.
Caption:
Group to Perry: If you woke up and were getting gang-banged, would you tell the press?
Perry to Group: Are you sure Listerine will get this taste out of my mouth?
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Army’s Missing Armor Found
Perry Pretends He Has Balls To Protect
How many of you people know how to fly a fighter plane?
Snotty little brats is what you people are.
Say whatever you want, but he will be the first ten year Governor in the history of the Great State of Texas. Ten years. The Democrat this year will run a VERY distant third.
I’m not a real soldier, I just play one with the Governor of Arkansas in back of the cargo plane.
If Rick saves us from ever having to listen to Carole after this election, he has earned his place in history.
(through teeth) Rick! You’ve got great hair upstairs and down…but STOP GRABBING MY ASS!
I thought size didn’t matter.
Perry models new Camo Codpiece to the troops - the latest in Texas Conservative RenFair fashion.
Note: jd55 is NOT me. I’ve posted under this name before, here and at ITPT, and just wanted to make sure no one got confused (or, God forbid, thought I agreed with jd55).
Rick Perry wears codpeice of depleted uranium.
Did I say third? The Democrat this year may run FOURTH in the Governor’s race this year. FOURTH.
Texas Gov. Rick Perry tries to hide his excitement, and the excitement of his compatriots, as the friends dress up for another night out at a local Iraqi Leather Bar at taxpayer’s expense.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Iraq.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles in Iraq.
Only not as good looking.
Only not as good looking.
I like the helmets, which suggest that ultra-retro ’40s Wehrmacht look (as seen on TV!).
B.D. reporting for duty Mr. Doonesberry!
I think we should you should have shut down the contest after #2. Perry Pretends He Has Balls To Protect.
Sorry to have to rain on the parade of Rick’s defender…Perry was never a fighter pilot..and he doesn’t claim to have been one…He flew a C-130 transport and his Vietnam service consisted of flying and and out the country to safe fields staying “in country” only long enough to unload and refuel…He couldn’t make the cut to be a fighter pilot…
does the guy from Arkansas’s (?) head look photoshopped? What’s his name anyway…
I feel sorry for the bookends (the large guy and the general… or, I guess I should say, the MEN IN THE PICTURE).
Ricky’s just a big ‘ol girl.
Perry Avoids Visit to Texas Public School
James,
I thought Perry was preparing for a visit to a Texas public school. He would need that if he got anywhere near the teachers I know.
If he has that crap on in his commercial when he turns to tell the camera he is pour of Texas, I will die laughing. That would be one of those pictures that comes back to haunt you in your later years (remember college?) where everyone talks about what a big dork you were being a poser.
Caption:
Group to Perry: If you woke up and were getting gang-banged, would you tell the press?
Perry to Group: Are you sure Listerine will get this taste out of my mouth?
XT
Perry to reporters: “Do you think he got the nickname “WMD” by accident? Now, everyone take a step back before he puts an eye out!”